June 2013
Big hug today to all my friends with shitty, absent, and/or abusive dads.
I DONT CARE IF YOURE A ROSY BLOG THAT ALWAYS FOLLOWS BACK NOONE DOES
I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much
can I have a 30 day free trial of being hot
So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app
And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture
So we tried it from a different angle and
I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face
BUT THEN
REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FOLLOWERS WOULD DO IF THEY OWNED YOU FOR 24 HOURS
I may regret this……
Oh My!
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
Whiteboards are remarkable.
I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID
I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards
I find myself thinking about you a lot lately.
help.
yesss she left. now I have to be up in two hours.
I got it back. and she stole it again. along with my arm. =.=
a cat stole my pillow.
this is the most uncomfortable futon in existence omg.
May 2013
australians are the worst because im always falling in love with some 16 year old who looks 24
i dont even know how to tumblr anymore
Wait a minute. What is this fuckery? Put my reblog button and shit back in the right place. >:C
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”