Big hug today to all my friends with shitty, absent, and/or abusive dads.
I DONT CARE IF YOURE A ROSY BLOG THAT ALWAYS FOLLOWS BACK NOONE DOES
I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much
So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app
And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture
So we tried it from a different angle and
I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
I find myself thinking about you a lot lately.
yesss she left. now I have to be up in two hours.
I got it back. and she stole it again. along with my arm. =.=
a cat stole my pillow.
this is the most uncomfortable futon in existence omg.
australians are the worst because im always falling in love with some 16 year old who looks 24
Wait a minute. What is this fuckery? Put my reblog button and shit back in the right place. >:C