dissent1ents: DID YOU KNOW IM SINGLE IM SINGLE DATE ME HAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHH HA
theyellowbrickroad: i really like it when my friends hate each other bc then i can make them compete for my love
markcefalojr: Reblog if secretly you’re a cat.
That awkward moment when you give the right answer...
beefersthegreat: watch this dear god even if you hate pokemon watch it
Person: How can you tell what song it is from the first 5 seconds of sound?
Me: HOW CAN YOU NOT?
bawoon: Perfect video
When you're going to the bathroom and the...
person: You're not a true fan if you-
me: Shut the fuck up.
adele is pregnant
my mom: wat
my dad: wat
my best friend: wat
the dog: wat
anne frank: wat
the world: wat
the father: wat
Me: *almost asleep*
Me: WTF who's texting me this late... OH wait it's you :)
Anonymously ask me, "Would you..."
fine whatever i will just date myself
Why ignore people?
radical-illusion: Seriously it’s so annoying. I message you and we talk and then to ignore me. I know you are online, I can see you doings. And when people have read your message, and don’t respond. Like fuck you.
thatsmoderatelyraven: dietchola: i’ll always remember peyton as the girl who brought her pet corn to school